The Amper Spacetime Safety Agency

What do we do?

We help keep the citizens of Amper safe from cracks in spacetime.

How do we do this?

We make sure all Amperians are safe from cracks in spacetime by patching any reported cracks. Once a crack is reported, we will immediatly make it our top priority and we will do whatever we can to patch it, no matter the cost.

How do I know when a crack has appeared?

It's not always easy to notice cracks as there are many types of cracks. However, we've put together a list of the most common types of cracks to make it easier for people to spot and report them.

Common crack types:

1. Mysterious House Cracks

Mysterious House Cracks have many different types, but the most common are abandoned houses. Really though, if you see any house that just appeared overnight, or if you whiteness a house appear out of nowhere, it's more than likely a crack and should be reported. Do not attempt to enter a mysterious house until we have confirmed it is not a crack.

2. Cave Cracks

Cave Cracks come in many shapes and sizes as they mimick actual caves. If you see a cave that wasn't there before, report it immediatly. Under no circumstances must you ever enter one. If you see someone else enter one, it's already too late.

3. Willow Tree Cracks

Willow Tree Cracks can be mistaken for regular willow trees as they look nearly identical and nobody pays attention to the trees in any given area, and as such they are the most dangerous.

How do I report a crack?

You can report a crack by going here and filing out the required information.